Not the flat head, the square one!
I did not know the tragic history of the Robertson Screwdriver untill Orneryboy pointed it out to me.
Also, when you read a bit of that webcomic, doesn’t Orneryboy and Dirtygirl sortakinda remind you of Toast and Marmy? They’re not exactly the same but the elements are there.

27. September 2005 at 00:19
but then it would be OrneryGirl and DoityBoy.
27. September 2005 at 00:20
Uh, I’d say Toast and I are the total opposites of that couple. I’d be Orneygirl and he’d be Dirtyboy (for more than 1 reason)
Marmy
27. September 2005 at 07:17
That’s it! You should be switched around! I knew it wasn’t exactly right.
Good call!