No, Dick, I couldn’t allow my own ward to ride my own thoroughbred. People might think it was funny.
Robin: “Where’d you get a live fish, Batman?”
Batman: “The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin.”Robin: “If we close our eyes, we can’t see anything.”
Batman: “A sound observation, Robin.”Batman: “Ma Parker’s girl is more dangerous than her three boys.”
Robin: “Her legs sort of reminded me of Catwoman’s.”
Batman: “You’re growing up, Robin. Remember, in crime-fighting always keep your sights raised.”
These quotes and more can be found on this great little Batman Quotes page. I can vaguely remember the television episodes some of those lines came from. The depth of useless knowledge floating around in my head is ri-donk-cue-lous.
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